No Such Thing as a Chaste Man! Just Give It Ten Tries! - Chapter 1
I.
Today, once again, Seo-ah failed to bring Ephelinus down.
In fact, everything was going according to plan. Deep in the night, she quickly took the potion her beloved alchemist had made for her and headed to his quarters down the same hallway. She complained about feeling strange and desperately asked him to fix it.
Thanks to her dear alchemist’s outstanding skill, her body instantly heated up, and even Seo-ah herself thought her pleading voice sounded rather seductive.
“Your Holiness, my… my body, it’s… hot. Something feels strange… down there…”
With her sensitive zones fully awakened, even the soft fabric of her nightgown brushing against her skin made her moan. Her whole body, hyper-sensitive as it was, shivered so intensely that she felt as though moisture would start dripping from below any second now.
As she pondered how her friend, usually so absorbed in experiments, managed to create something this powerful, Seo-ah put on her most pitiable expression. She intended to convey that her body had suddenly changed and that she, ignorant of this world, was completely clueless. She needed his help—he, her guardian and guide in this unfamiliar world.
The act wasn’t hard. The effects of the potion were so potent that she felt her cheeks flush naturally. Her eyes grew teary, partly from embarrassment, as the sensation was overwhelming.
The look of bewilderment on Ephelinus’s beautiful face as he gazed down at her—he really was the man she had loved secretly for five years.
Apparently recognizing the severity of her condition, he roughly ran his hand through his long silver hair before gently lifting her and laying her carefully on his bed. Up to that point, Seo-ah thought things were progressing smoothly. Indeed, Ephelinus’s subsequent actions aligned with her expectations.
He poured divine energy into her to heal her abnormal condition.
She had prepared for this. Thanks to her beloved alchemist’s exceptional talent, the potion was resistant to divine energy, rendering his healing efforts ineffective. The only thing left in place of the dissipated white light from his hands was Seo-ah, even more aroused and excited.
Even she thought the scene must look utterly obscene. The foreign sensation swelled up to the point where she felt the urge to part her legs, and her knees twitched involuntarily. Her back and neck bent like a fish out of water, and each movement must have exposed more of her skin through the loosely tied nightgown.
What emotion lay hidden in Ephelinus’s blue eyes as he gazed down at her?
“Seo-ah, just who did this awful thing to you…?”
Who else? It’s me, desperately wanting to be with you.
Eventually, she could no longer control her body, which was burning with overwhelming desire. She found herself touching and kneading different parts of her own body.
Not wearing any undergarments, she began to pinch and twist her hardened n*****s through the single layer of her nightgown, spreading her hands wide to squeeze her b*****s, rubbing them together. Unable to touch below, her hips instinctively bucked, seeking relief by pressing down onto his bed with her thighs.
By that point, she truly felt her brain melting. No rational thought could enter her mind anymore. Although her actions were meant to seduce him, she didn’t consider that they might be repulsive. All she cared about was relieving the heat consuming her entire body.
It’s not like she hadn’t anticipated this. She was prepared to bear that humiliation if it meant she could tempt him. The fact that Seo-ah, who had never even attempted self-pleasure, had no concept of what ‘that kind of behavior’ would look like might have been the real problem.
But there was nothing she could do.
Up until then, Seo-ah had been rejected by Ephelinus no less than seven times.
“Your Holiness, please… do something, anything…”
The memories that followed felt distant and surreal, like someone else’s recollection. Similar to the morning after drinking ten pints of ale at a tavern with her expedition team three years ago on her birthday…
Among the things she remembered vividly, however, was Ephelinus’s blue eyes gazing intently at her, even as he poured divine energy onto her. And, to top it off, his noble, sculpted face, as if the best sculptor from two worlds had breathed life into it, cloaked in an expression of sorrow.
“Ugh, Your Holiness…”
“…”
“Truly, ngh! It’s tormenting… ah…!”
His tightly closed lips twitched for a brief moment, but what words remained unspoken inside his mouth?
Seo-ah’s mind was entirely consumed by the effects of the potion, leaving no room to care about Ephelinus’s confusion. As he began to withdraw his hand, realizing that divine energy had no effect…
“Touch me, ugh… touch me… below… anywhere at all…”
Though it sounded like a request, her actions said otherwise. Seo-ah seized his hand, pressing it desperately against her b*****s.
